I have been calling my dad Senor Science for several years now.  I know, I am strange.  Anyway, after calling Skip this for about 6 years now, he looks at me and says, "That's probably the dumbest thing you have ever called me."  I looked at him and said, "Well, I could call you Douchebag, or better yet, El Chupacabra."  He shut up after that.

My eyes are allergic to those Acuvue Oasys2 contacts.  They are supposed to be really good for your eyes.  They are not really good for my eyes.  I am stuck wearing my glasses until I can get to the eye doc this week.  I don't mind wearing my classes.  I just don't like not being able to wear sunglasses without doubling up...

I need to study for my french quiz tomorrow.  I don't want to.  I HAVE to.  

Kyle e-mailed me.  Ironically, Kyle Jones also e-mailed me.  Weird.

Granny is home from the hospital.  Supposedly, she is being really mean and grouchy.  That's totally not like her, but if I had just had several organs removed from me, I would be pretty pissy, too.

I am going to take a shower right now.  I will be back to share more tasty tidbits in a few.

1) I work with a man we call "Nipples."
2) A midget called the store today.  She said she has a 65" tV mounted on her wall.  Somehow, the remote can't be found and she can't reach the buttons to change the channel or turn it off.  She wanted to know if someone would come and help her fix it.  She said that if no one could come over today, she would call a neighbor.  WOW!
3)  A new season of debauchery- Flavor of Love 3.
4) Dyson vacuum cleaners
5) Vitamin Water
6) Nintendo DSLite
7) Sudoku puzzles
8) Paychecks
9) Sleep
10) Chocolate chip bagels

I had forgotten how amazing some of my userpics are.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAMA!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!

( a blonde chick asking for trouble )